Widower Lawyer

A lawyer’s wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see
that the tombstone reads, “Here lies Phyllis, wife of Murray, L.L.D.,
Wills, Divorce, Malpractice.”
Suddenly, Murray bursts into tears. His brother says, “You should
cry, pulling a stunt like this!”
Through his tears, Murray croaks, “You don’t understand! They left
out the phone number!”