Halloween Jokes

Funny Jokes – for Halloween

Trick or Treating by your sign…

# Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.

# Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.

# Gemini goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.

# Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.

# Leo plans their costume for months, then won’t go out because someone else had the same idea.

# Virgo wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they’re a bookkeeper.

# Libra is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.

# Scorpio isn’t in it for the candy.

# Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town.

# Capricorn makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.

# Aquarius builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.

# Pisces skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.