Good Clean Jokes - Stan and Norm

Stan and Norm are out for a round of golf when Stan hits his ball into the rough. As they are looking for the ball, Stan spots a beautiful blonde using a bush for a restroom. He grabs Norm and they both hide behind a tree while they have a look.
“This is incredible. A […]

Good Clean Jokes - Improved Rules For Gold

These rules of golf are for good players whose scores would reflect their true ability, if only they got an even break once in awhile. They were adapted from those proposed by the Union Printers Golf Club in Baltimore and have some appealing provisions:
1. A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be […]

Good Clean Jokes - Priestly Duties

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won’t be able to go to work.
Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ”Are you really going to let him get away with this?”
”No, […]

Good Clean Jokes - Unfaithful Wives

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”
His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with […]

Good Clean Jokes - ClassicQuotes

“It was too bad I wasn’t a second baseman; then I’d probably have seen a lot more of my husband.”
–Karolyn Rose, ex-wife of Pete Rose, 1981
“It’s a weird scene. You win a few baseball games and all of a sudden, you’re surrounded by reporters and TV men with cameras asking you about Vietnam and […]

Good Clean Jokes - Skin Transplant

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was
severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft the skin from her body,
so the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor found suitable would have
to come from his rear end.
The […]

Computer Terms

486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can’t afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become
obsolete.
G3 - Apple’s new Macs that make you say, “Gee, three times faster than the
computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago.”
Syntax […]