486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can’t afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become
obsolete.
G3 - Apple’s new Macs that make you say, “Gee, three times faster than the
computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago.”
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CLEAN JOKES EMPHASIS
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The force of emphasis is clearly shown in the following brief colloquy,
between two lawyers:
"Sir," demanded one, indignantly, "do you imagine me to be a...
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